6/30/17 By Devin Saxon. Putting the double G’s in swagger, Elypse offers craftsmanship like no other key chain could possibly imagine. Because Keychains can’t imagine things, they are inanimate objects. That was until the release of these hot muffins. Get ’em while they’re fresh, ANY donation to DONATE4LIFEis accepted and wins a one-of-a-kind keychain. We WILL pardon stinginess. Don’t miss out, participate in thePINK NATIONtoday! (give-away extravaganza details are listed below!)
“Team $PINK scores under par in back to back matches all while raising over $3000 CAD in one weekend for Cardiac Kids Charity”
6/29/17 By Devin Saxon. Eminem once wrote:
“If you had one shot, or one opportunity, to seize everything you ever wanted in one moment, would you capture it? Or would you let it slip?”
Feel safe to chow down on your mom’s spaghetti folks! In a performance mirrored only by Gandhi and Tiger Woods in their prime, carried by the blessed insurmountable family support eagerly bestowed upon the world by the majestic grace and glory that is the Pink-Army, Pinkcoin’s moment was met, captured, and gripped by her velvet pink allure; she clamped down on all her self-professed goals, and utterly annihilated them — setting the bar for all others to follow and marvel in her wake.
Unsurprising to all who have grown to love Pinkcoin over the years, her palms were anything but sweaty, her arms were anything but heavy, and her mighty altruistic clout was left once again unmeasurable to her foes, unworldly to her friends, breaking yet another record in her dazzling follow through upon the finish line, squashing every so-called untouchable feat set forth by her crypto peers.
Successfully demonstrated in full-effect to the masses upon the greenway that day, victorious even when left upon an electricity-free, barren field under never-ending cycles of blazing thunderstorms and overbearing sun-rays searing the pasty-white geeks pursuing their haloed dreams outside their usual homey dungeon scenery — together they undoubtedly ensured that Pinkcon had her day.
Soaring past all doubters, dunking pink-love upon all the pessimists, devouring all the hopeless haters, and 86ing all the peanut butter and jelly filled trolls lacking all common traits of human decency, together the Pink Family finally proved once and for all that the fruition of over three years of sweat and toil worked from the minds of the famous $PINK fever afflicting the beautiful trend setting army of the pink nation, that dream — Pinkcoin’s dream — was executed with utmost perfection.
Carried out by the Core Development Team with exceptional care, partnered with an abundance of sound reason possessed by all the swagger characters whom carry the roaring Pink banner, spreading our message of hope and caregiving that is the very essence of what crypto-currency was meant to be. Together we Pink patriots, bravely saddled upon our storm of pink buffalo, known to all as the dream team stampeding and free — as one united front we charge forward — daring to dawn a new path cemented beneath the clefts of our great buffalo hooves, and crafting in staggering time, with merely one pass, our road is laid down upon any rough, inhospitable turf conceived by man, boldly driving our cherished ideas of serenity envied and relished through-out the entire crypto-scene at large. As one, we have cast aside all the bronze and silver jargon for only what we know and love — pure Pink ideas of gold
Madmax04 gives the lowdown on Pinkcoin
Elypse uses his XXL beard to scare off onlookers
Special shout out to @Floyd, @Ree, and @Alexr1239 for their monster 30K $PINK contributions to Cardiac Kids putting the entire Pink family over the annual $5000 CAD goal mark and tacking on another $2000 CAD on top of that! And of course another YUGE shout-out to the entire Pink Army for Side Staking to Cardiac Kids last weekend and showing the world what our prized community is capable of achieving. For additional details on Pinkcoin’s reign over the greenway during the “Fore the Kids Golf Tournament” be sure to stay tuned for “$PINK Becomes the Talk of Toronto Part 2, coming soon… Until next time this has been the news of Pinktown brought to you by a herbivore drifter with thicker fur than yours, the Great Pink Buffalo! #Pink4Life #NeverGonnaStopUs